{"id":344,"date":"2011-08-27T00:57:31","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T05:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.girlfriendsocial.com\/blog\/?p=344"},"modified":"2021-01-08T21:54:23","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T02:54:23","slug":"signs-its-time-to-break-up-with-your-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.girlfriendsocial.com\/blog\/signs-its-time-to-break-up-with-your-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs It’s Time to Break Up with Your Jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you remember the first time you saw your favorite jeans hanging on a rack at the store? When you tried them on, you thought \u201chow did I live so long without them?\u201d But it\u2019s been a while since you\u2019ve felt that way and you can\u2019t put your finger on why. To aid you in the process of letting go, here are some signs that it might be time for you to move onto a new relationship with a new pair of jeans.<\/p>\n

You fight publicly with your jeans<\/strong>
\nWhen you and your jeans first started dating everyone stared as you walked by because it was clear the two of you belonged together. Now everyone stares and you have the suspicion it\u2019s not the good kind of staring. Maybe there are one too many rips in one too many places, or they clash with everything in your wardrobe, the point is that being in public with your jeans makes others uncomfortable, and others can tell you\u2019re uncomfortable too.<\/p>\n

You imagine yourself with another<\/strong>
\nWhile you used to think you had won the jean lottery, now all you think about is being with a new pair. How would they make you look? How would they make you feel? Maybe you\u2019re fantasizing because you\u2019re still wearing last year\u2019s bootcut denim, or maybe they\u2019re just not as good of a fit as they used to be. The point is, if you\u2019re dreaming of being with another pair, it\u2019s probably time to move on. No one likes a denim adulteress, so let the old go and embrace the new.<\/p>\n

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Your jeans make you feel bad about yourself<\/strong>
\nOnce upon a time your jeans told you \u201cyou are perfect just the way you are.\u201d Now when you ask your jeans if your butt looks big they suggest that tomorrow morning you order a skinny latte. Don\u2019t listen to those negative messages! Your jeans are simply feeling insecure because their best days are behind them. You deserve a pair of jeans that treat you like the princess you are, so toss aside your acid washed pair and say hello to skinny jeans\u2014or as I like to call them, the tall, dark, and handsome pair.<\/p>\n

Your friends disapprove of your jeans<\/strong>
\nRemember when you were in college, and you and your best friends swore that if you started dating denim that the others disapproved of you\u2019d chuck the pair to the curb? Go back to that girl and remember the bonds of sisterhood! Your friends have your best interest at heart, so if they\u2019ve expressed concerns that your holey jeans with the tapered leg are dragging you down, you might want to listen.<\/p>\n

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You and your jeans had good times<\/strong>
\nWhen you and your jeans first met you did everything together. You took trips to the beach, slow danced, and sometimes you just stayed in and watched movies. Now when you take trips to the beach, your jeans stay in the hotel room, and when you watch movies, the two of you can go the entire night without saying a word\u2014 and not in a good way. Find a pair of jeans you can build new memories with and keep the old pair in the past where they belong.<\/p>\n

Starting a new relationship can be scary, but don\u2019t think about trying to build a relationship with a new pair of boyfriend jeans, simply end the old relationship. You\u2019ll find the right pair when the time is right, and until then just remind yourself that you deserve the jeans of your dreams and wear your favorite skirts until you can look at the color indigo without bursting into tears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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